If there is one thing that really puts me in the spirit of the holidays is to pour me a bit of chicken milk, to light the chimney and kick to a man when he is at Earth, push the nail in the proverbial coffin. I think I would excel in this work where they engrave me to turn your father.
Anyway, I dug tombs last month in preparation for our annual Get Fucked Awards. There in the garden, looks like Slim Shady in the Cleaning 'Out My Closet clip. Dressed in a white tank top and shouting in heaven how much I am upset bye football 2022. The neighbor was worried at first, but after showing him the entire bullshit list we need to cover tonight, he proposed Running at Home Depot and get shovels. I refused. This one is all me.
Come, dear reader, while we count all the games from 2021 that can be absolutely fucked.
Why waste time care for meat and potatoes? If INAMI had not already put a hunting rifle in his mouth with Kolyma's debacle, you could bet that your CUL the crime scene cleaning unit was on site for it. The disastrous launch of football 2022 paralyzed the old Franchise Pro Evolution Soccer, killing any chance that INAMI could have turned off the war with EA Sports and their FIFA series.
Bravo, INAMI. But, good, at least now, if someone spends a day of shit, it can search on Google this image of Messi and Ronaldo from their appearance in the incredible football 2022.
Who would have thought that 2042 would refer to the number of terrible criticism that this has received? In addition, to blame for this abomination? Who of Ea — when he was squatting at Castle Doom — played the last attempt at a video game (?) Thinking he was going to revolutionize the first person shooting games?
People often preach not to pre-order. Battlefield 2042 is now the best argument for this feeling over the last decade. And if you are one of the many to have still not found PS5 or Series X, you would have been able to bring you robbing at the ATM by removing money because you have nothing received in return other than a possible PTSD. Bugs, plant ages and balance problems are just the tip of Iceberg here. I could talk about the horror of Battlefield 2042 all day, but the 2.2 user score with diacritic steam speaks high and strong.
You know what we mean. There is a good chance that at some point you have also been a victim of hollow promises that spring from marketing teams behind sports games with annual entries. Every year, it's the same old song and the same dance, the same show of dogs and ponies. Get ready for the future of this and the next level of this.
Kick Rocks with this nonsense. Take a look at any sports game for the last five years and tell me that it is not a work to copy, broken, broken, from the previous year. Apart from MLB The Show, they are all guilty. And they all deserve part of the fourth place of this illustrious list.
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